Tumblr (3.0; @mytickettofameandfortune)http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVzv-SmPtbU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JVzv-SmPtbU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Go fuck yourself, Howard Stern. </b></p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/437255276http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/437255276Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:07:45 -0500vile people who are not contributing anything worthwhile to society<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykiijsFg81qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Next Christmas, I want a sensory album that illustrates my most awkward 1990s teenage romantic fumblings.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/436839620http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/436839620Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:46:08 -0500TJ Maxxself esteem<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxtk4mjpW1qzil7fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.sonicdork.com/post/434899479/juliasegal-via-hoopdreams-wouldnt-he-be">sonicdork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/434118396">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://hoopdreams.tumblr.com/">hoopdreams</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/435231383http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/435231383Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:58:13 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykikxM7A01qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In honor of the Oscars … from the 23rd Street Subway.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/434654456http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/434654456Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:42:51 -0500subway<p>This week, on two separate occasions, I heard the word “ask” used as a noun. This is the first time in my life, corporate or otherwise, that I’ve heard this.</p> <p>One person said: “We think this is a pretty big ask.” The other said: “We’re trying to figure out the ask on this.”</p> <p>It’s so bizarre. There are many other perfectly serviceable actual-noun-options available. Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with “request.”</p> <p>I’m hoping this doesn’t become a thing.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/432807854http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/432807854Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:49:56 -0500<p><a href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/430829033/you-know-youve-ordered-too-much-sushi-when-the">julieklausner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when the lady at the register asks you how many pairs of chopsticks you’ll be needing. Related: my extremely relatable “You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when…” comedy routine will eclipse Jeff Foxworthy’s career.</p> </blockquote> <p>The last time we ordered Chinese (for ourselves and one visiting friend), the delivery person asked if we were having a party.</p> <p>(We were. A General Tso’s party. All by ourselves.)</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/431035497http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/431035497Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:54:12 -0500chinese foodshame<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytal7DQo31qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Are you serious, lady on the PATH train? You are going to sit as close to me as humanly possible during a 20 minute commute and you are going to proceed to slowly eat what smells like the best McDonald’s hashbrown potato cake that has ever potato caked? Are you seriously savoring that thing right beside me after I’ve had egg whites and an orange for breakfast?</p> <p>Oh hot, crispy buttery hashbrown potato cake. You do it to me every time.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/428285599http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/428285599Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:53:31 -0500mcdonalds<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h7CQEEYmd10&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h7CQEEYmd10&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Today may have ended on a bad note, but at least it started off strong with a reunion from the cast of 227.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/425043743http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/425043743Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:10:00 -0500227<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym3urWqbU1qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pure laziness, New Jersey Public Television.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/424359218http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/424359218Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:29:45 -0500<p>Last night I had a dream that I was on Big Love. For whatever reason, Nicky was chasing after me on foot. I hid in the backseat of a car, and she set the thing on fire. I managed to get out just in time, but what. a. crazy. bitch.</p> <p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3554669652_86cdf3cbdc.jpg" width="281" height="329"/></p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/422406664http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/422406664Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:46:38 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykimeLBc91qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Angels in America.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/422020729http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/422020729Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:40:30 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykiamYhnq1qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Naked conversations in front of The Loft.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/420070074http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/420070074Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:29:38 -0500<p>Someone somewhere will ask me how I was able to overcome the grief I felt after my father’s passing at the beginning of the year.</p> <p>And I will have to tell them quite honestly that it involved a lot of impromptu interpretive pajama dance to “Birdland” from the Ken Burns Jazz box set.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/418439233http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/418439233Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:38:05 -0500dad<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyki4dYe0S1qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I like this anonymous husband a lot. He’s got balls to fall asleep during “Oprah.” And not only this, he fell asleep during the sex episode that included a sex toy segment and an interview with Jenna Jamison. Oh anonymous husbands. Wake up!</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/418132719http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/418132719Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:57:49 -0500oprah<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky2myoc0LT1qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hans in my robe sleeve during blizzard craziness last week. This shit is too cute even for Cute Overload. Other dogs are jealous of this shit. <b>I’m</b> jealous of this.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/397904388http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/397904388Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:25:36 -0500warmthHANS<embed src="http://cnettv.cnet.com/av/video/cbsnews/atlantis2/player-dest.swf" flashvars="linkUrl=http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6027390n&releaseURL=http://cnettv.cnet.com/av/video/cbsnews/atlantis2/player-dest.swf&videoId=50081420&partner=news&vert=News&si=254&autoPlayVid=false&name=cbsPlayer&allowScriptAccess=always&wmode=transparent&embedded=y&scale=noscale&rv=n&salign=tl" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><br/><p>I am so down with Andy Rooney’s view of New Year’s. Jason and I are celebrating with pajamas, wine for me, beer for him, chicken nuggets, Super Mario Bros, and a wiener dog in a T-shirt.</p> <p>(And I kind of love it so much that it’s ridiculous.)</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/310466493http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/310466493Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:33:49 -0500<p>My husband just watched me eat cold gravy directly from the pot with a wooden spoon.</p> <p>And wash it down with a glass of wine.</p> <p>So, Thanksgiving was a success.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/259059377http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/259059377Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:15:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4cx0iotk1qzico9o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/244012976http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/244012976Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:55:48 -0500<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_62226f12b4"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=62226f12b4" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=62226f12b4" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_62226f12b4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is my friend Andy’s ode to his current city of origin, Chicago.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/225979531http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/225979531Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:27:58 -0400friends<p>Just watched some baseball with my landlords. They are Dominican and they call the Yankees “the Jankees” and that alone is enough to make me enjoy the experience, especially considering the fact that I have no idea what is occurring or who is playing or why everyone is spitting everywhere. (Seriously, baseball player? Be a gentleman.)</p> <p>My takeaway of the game is this:</p> <p>Someone must tell Andy Pettitte immediately that he is wasting the world’s rapidly diminishing supply of T’s. You are taking up 4 for what could easily be accomplished by 2. And that is unconscionable.</p> <p><img src="http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/16/svPITCHER_wideweb__470x350,0.jpg" height="350" width="470"/></p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/223343580http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/223343580Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:51:10 -0400sports