Kristen Bartlett is an NYC-based shoulder-to-cry-on and Barefoot Contessa watcher. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-21532456-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @mytickettofameandfortune)http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17441285307/my-indie-improv-team-admiral-goodbar-shall-be" target="_blank">sonicdork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My indie improv team, Admiral Goodbar, shall be performing tonight at Triple Crown on 8th Avenue (NYC) at 9:30pm TONIGHT! Come on out!!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8v9rv7Hg1qz4gpp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17452455970http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17452455970Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:12:49 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz74pubNkY1qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>US TIME Magazine gets me, and I appreciate this very much.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17386305005http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17386305005Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:22:42 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxii6sgXs1qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This wig is made out of real human Ronald McDonalds.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17096917952http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17096917952Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:44:30 -0500<p>Dear Rihanna,</p> <p>Please watch the Designing Women episode: “The Rowdy Girls” in which Charlene Frazier Stillfield helps her cousin Mavis break free from an abusive marriage. Rihanna, if Mavis can get out, so can you. You are a Rowdy Girl. <br/><br/>Sincerely,<br/><br/>Kristen Bartlett</p> <p>   <iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XskBvtiz3Xk" width="420"></iframe></p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/16071167012http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/16071167012Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:22:44 -0500designing women<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly07padyol1qzico9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Of course Adele has a dachshund.</p> <p>Hot bitch.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/16066428195http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/16066428195Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:10:22 -0500wiener dogs<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XCvXcBWkas0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This gets me out of bed every morning.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15779561934http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15779561934Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:59:48 -0500redheads<a href="http://www.thegloc.net/2012/01/11/dealing-with-rejection/">Dealing With Rejection | G.L.O.C.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/15707497087/dealing-with-rejection-g-l-o-c" target="_blank">julieklausner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m quoted in this piece, alongside Lennon Parham and Caitlin Bitzegaio! You should read it, it is great.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wrote this story, and I am so happy to see people responding well to it!</p> <p>I wish I had the time and wordcount to share all of the brilliant advice that Julie Klausner gave me during our interview. If we could all manage to be even a fraction as talented, hard-working, and kind as she is, we’d be doing extremely well for ourselves/the world would explode and blot out the sun, because there’s no fucking way.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15732111533http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15732111533Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:30:04 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbzjvG9la1qc63l3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senorcorazon.org/post/15346553204/my-pal-came-up-with-this-joke-i-want-to-see-this" target="_blank">senorcorazon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My pal came up with this joke. I want to see this movie. </p> </blockquote>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15347638055http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15347638055Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:51:24 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1u0oBPnw1qz4gppo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.sonicdork.com/post/15062192077/seems-that-tivo-grabbed-a-new-show-for-me-to" target="_blank">sonicdork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seems that TiVo grabbed a new show for me to watch. I love new adventures!</p> </blockquote>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15065398680http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/15065398680Fri, 30 Dec 2011 23:41:16 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z0ddTNsv6R4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I can only watch this ad through a small hole poked at the end of a shoebox.</p> <p>When is my future thin self going to come sing with me? We’ll sing “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart,” because at least that’s a real duet.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/14905495353http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/14905495353Wed, 28 Dec 2011 01:09:04 -0500“When someone tells me “no,” it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Karen E. Quinones Miller (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myquotelibrary.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">myquotelibrary</a>)</p> <p>That makes sense</p> (via <a href="http://johneveretttrowbridge.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">johneveretttrowbridge</a>)</em>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/14699602014http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/14699602014Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:00:35 -0500<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/85ed635c0b" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is a video that I wrote starring <a href="http://siobhancomedy.tumblr.com/" title="Siobhan Beasley" target="_blank">Siobhan Beasley</a> and <a href="http://www.sonicdork.com" title="Jason Gore" target="_blank">Jason Gore</a>. I had a lot of fun doing this, and my goal for 2012 is to try to do many more.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/13784784523http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/13784784523Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:01:42 -0500human rights<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luz40yHdPP1qzv8wvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janaynay.tumblr.com/post/13071809477/silliness-around-mile-7" target="_blank">janaynay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Silliness around mile 7.</p> </blockquote> <p>This mile was dedicated to Jason and me! Boom.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/13075649075http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/13075649075Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:31:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumj283Bzg1qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kids are supposed to play this board game at 6AM each morning, before starting a game of “Take a Shower and then Crawl Back Into Bed Naked and Stay Perfectly Still for as Long as Possible Until You Have to Go to That Job You Hate.”</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/12763304380http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/12763304380Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:08:32 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo10_500.jpg"/><br/> 11th Doctor: Matt Smith<br/><br/> <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo9_500.jpg"/><br/> 10th Doctor: David Tennant<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo8_500.jpg"/><br/> 9th Doctor: Christopher Eccleston<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo7_500.jpg"/><br/> 8th Doctor: Paul McGann<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo6_500.jpg"/><br/> 7th Doctor: Sylvester McCoy<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo5_500.jpg"/><br/> 6th Doctor: Colin Baker<br/><br/> <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> 5th Doctor: Peter Davison<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> 4th Doctor: Tom Baker and K9<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> 3rd Doctor: Jon Pertwee<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiq077xvU1qdtfqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> 1st Doctor: William Hartnell<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://darthambiguous.tumblr.com/post/11837201766/who-baby" target="_blank">darthambiguous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Who Baby</strong></p> <p>Ryan Dewalt dressed his beautiful baby girl as every Doctor (and more). It doesn’t get any cuter than this.</p> <p>Damn you Tumblr! I know you don’t want people to go overboard with their photosets, but there are ELEVEN Doctors!  Not Ten!  It was a tough decision, but poor 2nd Doctor Troughton missed out (but he’s embedded below!).</p> <p><img alt="2nd Doctor: Patrick Troughton" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5108/5639358693_4be925cc29_b.jpg" width="550" height="860"/></p> <p>Oh, and for the keen eyed observer: yes, you are quite correct. That’s actually a toy dog <em>cosplaying </em>as K9 in the 4th Doctor photo. Exactly as the artist intended.</p> </blockquote>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11991270830http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11991270830Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:31:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qyMzeiMVL0Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Gorgonaut Presents - MONGREL (part 1) (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMzeiMVL0Y&feature=share" target="_blank">BurroBorough</a>)</p> <p>Check out this new animated show created by <a title="sonicdork's" href="http://www.sonicdork.com" target="_blank">sonicdork’s</a> friend Morgan King. I voice the part of Lyrin. <br/><br/>This is very different from the things I normally do, but I think it looks beautiful, and I’m really impressed with Morgan’s work. There will be new episodes in 2012.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11674984901http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11674984901Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:44:09 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbfy9chRe1qzico9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s already been done, and I can’t improve on the form. Might as well just print this out, stick it on a pumpkin, and spend all of Halloween just standing behind it and shouting “EXTERMINATE.”</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11652611471http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11652611471Wed, 19 Oct 2011 09:54:09 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9ut5SLHm1qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I will eat this whole beach.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11616683320http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11616683320Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:19:53 -0400“<p>You are not meant to walk up a small hill with little effort to look at an okay view of an okay city that a lot of others can see also. </p> <p>You are meant to climb a mountain with little to no gear, have moments where you want to sleep in a cave for days, but you crawl out, get to the top of that mountain and when you do, the view will be mind blowing and it will be yours and only yours.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Shannon O’Neill</p> <p>Her advice on the challenges of creating a great show. I think it’s applicable to any form of art. Thanks Shannon.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://thenycactor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thenycactor</a>)</p></em>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11616464605http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11616464605Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:11:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7zhzRyO01qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well. The attention to detail and thought given to placement are admirable.</p>http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11574930521http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/11574930521Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:05:00 -0400