Kristen Bartlett is an NYC-based
shoulder-to-cry-on and
Barefoot Contessa watcher.
Too Much
You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when the lady at the register asks you how many pairs of chopsticks you’ll be needing. Related: my extremely relatable “You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when…” comedy routine will eclipse Jeff Foxworthy’s career.
The last time we ordered Chinese (for ourselves and one visiting friend), the delivery person asked if we were having a party.
(We were. A General Tso’s party. All by ourselves.)
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The last time we...Chinese (for ourselves and one visiting friend),
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