Kristen Bartlett is an NYC-based
shoulder-to-cry-on and
Barefoot Contessa watcher.
Jon Gosselin Won’t Let Me Stop Caring
Jon Gosselin is OUT OF CONTROL.
I would like to be above this, but I just can’t stop myself from loving it. He may or may not be engaged to the 22-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who did Kate Gosselin’s free-of-charge tummy tuck.
You can’t be serious. But Jon Gosselin, THANK YOU for rocking my world with your inability to absorb anything from what should be over-the-top-in-your-face life lessons.
Jon Gosselin, you are too cool for school with your biker clothes and your teenage girlfriends. You have wads of cash, and you could just go relax somewhere in Pennsylvania with your pack o’ kids.
Learn to play an instrument! Enroll in a cooking class.
YOU ARE A DAD.
But even though your actions are highly misguided, I thank you, sir. I thank you.
