Angels in America.
Posted March 2, 2010 at 8:40am
Someday
Someone somewhere will ask me how I was able to overcome the grief I felt after my father’s passing at the beginning of the year.
And I will have to tell them quite honestly that it involved a lot of impromptu interpretive pajama dance to “Birdland” from the Ken Burns Jazz box set.
I like this anonymous husband a lot. He’s got balls to fall asleep during “Oprah.” And not only this, he fell asleep during the sex episode that included a sex toy segment and an interview with Jenna Jamison. Oh anonymous husbands. Wake up!
Hans in my robe sleeve during blizzard craziness last week. This shit is too cute even for Cute Overload. Other dogs are jealous of this shit. I’m jealous of this.
I am so down with Andy Rooney’s view of New Year’s. Jason and I are celebrating with pajamas, wine for me, beer for him, chicken nuggets, Super Mario Bros, and a wiener dog in a T-shirt.
(And I kind of love it so much that it’s ridiculous.)
Posted December 31, 2009 at 7:33pm
So.
My husband just watched me eat cold gravy directly from the pot with a wooden spoon.
And wash it down with a glass of wine.
So, Thanksgiving was a success.
This is my friend Andy’s ode to his current city of origin, Chicago.
The Jankees.
Just watched some baseball with my landlords. They are Dominican and they call the Yankees “the Jankees” and that alone is enough to make me enjoy the experience, especially considering the fact that I have no idea what is occurring or who is playing or why everyone is spitting everywhere. (Seriously, baseball player? Be a gentleman.)
My takeaway of the game is this:
Someone must tell Andy Pettitte immediately that he is wasting the world’s rapidly diminishing supply of T’s. You are taking up 4 for what could easily be accomplished by 2. And that is unconscionable.
