March 2010
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This week, on two separate occasions, I heard the word “ask” used as a noun. This is the first time in my life, corporate or otherwise, that I’ve heard this. One person said: “We think this is a pretty big ask.” The other said: “We’re trying to figure out the ask on this.” It’s so bizarre. There are many other perfectly serviceable...
Mar 7th
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Too Much
julieklausner: You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when the lady at the register asks you how many pairs of chopsticks you’ll be needing. Related: my extremely relatable “You know you’ve ordered too much sushi when…” comedy routine will eclipse Jeff Foxworthy’s career. The last time we ordered Chinese (for ourselves and one visiting friend), the delivery person asked if we were having a...
Mar 6th
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Big Love
Last night I had a dream that I was on Big Love. For whatever reason, Nicky was chasing after me on foot. I hid in the backseat of a car, and she set the thing on fire. I managed to get out just in time, but what. a. crazy. bitch.
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