sonicdork:

My indie improv team, Admiral Goodbar, shall be performing tonight at Triple Crown on 8th Avenue (NYC) at 9:30pm TONIGHT! Come on out!!

US TIME Magazine gets me, and I appreciate this very much.

US TIME Magazine gets me, and I appreciate this very much.

This wig is made out of real human Ronald McDonalds.

This wig is made out of real human Ronald McDonalds.

An Open Message to Rihanna

Dear Rihanna,

Please watch the Designing Women episode: “The Rowdy Girls” in which Charlene Frazier Stillfield helps her cousin Mavis break free from an abusive marriage. Rihanna, if Mavis can get out, so can you. You are a Rowdy Girl.

Sincerely,

Kristen Bartlett

  

Of course Adele has a dachshund.
Hot bitch.

Of course Adele has a dachshund.

Hot bitch.

This gets me out of bed every morning.

senorcorazon:

My pal came up with this joke. I want to see this movie. 

senorcorazon:

My pal came up with this joke. I want to see this movie. 

sonicdork:

Seems that TiVo grabbed a new show for me to watch. I love new adventures!

sonicdork:

Seems that TiVo grabbed a new show for me to watch. I love new adventures!

I can only watch this ad through a small hole poked at the end of a shoebox.

When is my future thin self going to come sing with me? We’ll sing “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart,” because at least that’s a real duet.