An Open Message to Rihanna
Dear Rihanna,
Please watch the Designing Women episode: “The Rowdy Girls” in which Charlene Frazier Stillfield helps her cousin Mavis break free from an abusive marriage. Rihanna, if Mavis can get out, so can you. You are a Rowdy Girl.
Sincerely,
Kristen Bartlett

Of course Adele has a dachshund.
Hot bitch.
I’m quoted in this piece, alongside Lennon Parham and Caitlin Bitzegaio! You should read it, it is great.
I wrote this story, and I am so happy to see people responding well to it!
I wish I had the time and wordcount to share all of the brilliant advice that Julie Klausner gave me during our interview. If we could all manage to be even a fraction as talented, hard-working, and kind as she is, we’d be doing extremely well for ourselves/the world would explode and blot out the sun, because there’s no fucking way.

My pal came up with this joke. I want to see this movie.
Seems that TiVo grabbed a new show for me to watch. I love new adventures!
I can only watch this ad through a small hole poked at the end of a shoebox.
When is my future thin self going to come sing with me? We’ll sing “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart,” because at least that’s a real duet.
Karen E. Quinones Miller (via myquotelibrary)
That makes sense
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This is a video that I wrote starring Siobhan Beasley and Jason Gore. I had a lot of fun doing this, and my goal for 2012 is to try to do many more.

