Kristen Bartlett is an NYC-based
shoulder-to-cry-on and
Barefoot Contessa watcher.
My indie improv team, Admiral Goodbar, shall be performing tonight at Triple Crown on 8th Avenue (NYC) at 9:30pm TONIGHT! Come on out!!
US TIME Magazine gets me, and I appreciate this very much.
An Open Message to Rihanna
Dear Rihanna,
Please watch the Designing Women episode: “The Rowdy Girls” in which Charlene Frazier Stillfield helps her cousin Mavis break free from an abusive marriage. Rihanna, if Mavis can get out, so can you. You are a Rowdy Girl.
Sincerely,
Kristen Bartlett
Of course Adele has a dachshund.
Hot bitch.
I’m quoted in this piece, alongside Lennon Parham and Caitlin Bitzegaio! You should read it, it is great.
I wrote this story, and I am so happy to see people responding well to it!
I wish I had the time and wordcount to share all of the brilliant advice that Julie Klausner gave me during our interview. If we could all manage to be even a fraction as talented, hard-working, and kind as she is, we’d be doing extremely well for ourselves/the world would explode and blot out the sun, because there’s no fucking way.
My pal came up with this joke. I want to see this movie.
Seems that TiVo grabbed a new show for me to watch. I love new adventures!
I can only watch this ad through a small hole poked at the end of a shoebox.
When is my future thin self going to come sing with me? We’ll sing “Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart,” because at least that’s a real duet.
